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Is there any way in which I could possibly be an Oscar Myer wiener and NOT get eaten?
  • Mood: uNF!
  • Listening to: Your dad moan
  • Playing: with your dad's balls

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Born an eskimo in Northern Canada, my parents were killed and eaten by mooses. The meese then raised me as their own. I grew my first antlers at age 7. By age 12 I was king of all Moosi. I declared war on Anchorage and became a well respected and feared Mayor, which lead to much political success. I then bought a lifetime's supply of catfood and fled to the UK, the land where everyone crabwalks everywhere. Some days I miss my Moosen Brethren. Some days I ram people in the butt with my hornyness.. or antlerness. But anyway....

My Favorite drink is brown gravy. My favorite food is the fuzzy skin on kiwis. Baby kiwi birds to be specific.

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  • Current Residence: Minnesota
  • Favourite movie: Amélie
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie
  • Favourite gaming platform: Sega Saturn
  • Tools of the Trade: Forks

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:iconacid-syringe:
=Acid-Syringe Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, At least you're not american. Or spanish

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... While dining in hell.
98% of dA isnt SPARTA.
If youre part of the 2 percent that is, then put this in your sig. FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
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[link] Reuqests for bases!
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Mood: Egghead ~snacksforyaks Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Curly mustache Dave on cocaine and fruity pebbles

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:iconnorwegian:
Oh God. It is... *wipes away tear* BEAUTIFUL!!!!

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Oh?
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~Darksied1 Dec 11, 2011  Student General Artist
Hola!
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:iconkrolewna:
Thank you so much, dear, for fav [link] ! :kiss:
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~MissQueen Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you very much for the little stars :+fav:

:D

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"The difficulty of literature is not to write, but to write what you mean" -Robert Louis Stevenson-
"People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them." Doctor Who
"Never gonna give you up" :XD: :dance:
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~BlindVisibility May 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your profile just made my day.

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Comment or fave and I will luff yew forever. :D
Digital oil painting: [link]
Space drawing: [link]
First photomanip: [link]
Valentine's Day: [link]
AHHHH, RUNNING OUT OF LETTERS TO WRITE THIS SIGNATU
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:iconthe-negative:
I just mowed your lawn with prosthetic razorblades. :3

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we couldn't make it so we started to break it

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*sanddragon Mar 26, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
thank you for making"first Toyota" one of your favorites

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~ribonread127 Jan 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
merci pour le favorite!

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