
| Born an eskimo in Northern Canada, my parents were killed and eaten by mooses. The meese then raised me as their own. I grew my first antlers at age 7. By age 12 I was king of all Moosi. I declared war on Anchorage and became a well respected and feared Mayor, which lead to much political success. I then bought a lifetime's supply of catfood and fled to the UK, the land where everyone crabwalks everywhere. Some days I miss my Moosen Brethren. Some days I ram people in the butt with my hornyness.. or antlerness. But anyway.... My Favorite drink is brown gravy. My favorite food is the fuzzy skin on kiwis. Baby kiwi birds to be specific. |